I didn't know that roasting a chicken is hard. I knew that roasting a turkey is hard (I think that's why we still have thanksgiving, so we can limit the times a year we roast a turkey to one). Somehow I missed the logical step that roasting a chicken would be hard as well. I know that now.
I got the brilliant idea to do a roast on Monday, after a long and restful 3-day weekend. So, I marched to the grocery store, passed the obviously inferior roasted chickens they had on display, and bought a whole chicken - bones, heart, liver, gizzard, all of it. YUM. At this point I should have realized that I would then have to touch all the bones, heart, liver, gizzard, etc., but apparently I did not have my smart pants on that day.

I got home, cracked open
Mastering and saw that the first thing I had to do was take all the gross stuff, chop it up and sauté it for the stuffing. Another big YUM. Turns out, all that stuff is not readily available in easy to reach compartments of the chicken. It is all gummed up together in there and you have to dig it out with whatever knife fits (I ended up using a combo of my paring knife and my chef's knife). That was the first 30 minutes of cooking. And don't let the picture fool you, I was the one digging out all that crap, Ian just came in at the last minute to scrape out the last remnants and marvel at how it all came out of that back end of the bird. Here's the result:
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| Inside yucky stuff |
After the pre-first step, I got to continue onto the real first step and cook up all those delicious looking pieces of meat with some onions, spices, bread crumbs and cream cheese to make the stuffing. Even though everything in my head screamed not to, a took a quick bite of it to see how it was....and it was good. I don't understand, I don't think I want to do it again, but all that gross looking mush ended up being a really nicely flavored stuffing. Touche, MC.
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| Now edible looking and tasty! |
Next step was to shove that all back into the (still) surprisingly small hole in the bird, and cook it up. Now when I say cook it up, I do not mean place it in the oven and go sip on my wine while I read the latest entertainment news. I mean keep a sauce bubbling on the stove so when you take the bird out every 10 minutes for the next 2 hours you can pour a tiny bit of it on to keep things moist. Meanwhile, I was also attempting to make the sautéed potatoes from my first foray into Mastering, with the improvements you all suggested.
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| Solid 4 out of 5 on the Yum scale. |
For those of you who do not remember every post I put on here - how dare you - the sautéed potatoes were one of my biggest disappointments. It is basically butter and potatoes, two of my favorite things in the whole world, AND one of the most often used side dishes in Fancy French Cooking. So, when it was a big flop on meal #1 of the blog, I was a little dispirited. However, you all rallied and gave me a few tips on how to improve it. All of them basically came down to these two suggestions - sauté them longer and add more spices. Check. I sautéed them for a good 45 minutes (20 minutes longer than last time!) and added a whole bunch of spices - thyme, garlic salt, parsley, pepper - the good old classics. It worked! Honestly, it's still not my favorite way to eat potatoes, I'd rather have roasted them in with the chicken, but it was a big improvement over last time.
So with the sides finished (I tossed carrots and onions in with the bird to get some more veggies involved - it worked out great, I highly recommend it), all I had to do was get the bird out of the oven and covered in a good sauce. To do this, the last few times I basted the bird, I added whipping cream into the mix - about 1/2 a cup in total. Then when the bird was done, I dumped out everything but about a cup of the juices in the pan and mixed that with another 1/2 cup of whipping cream and boiled it down for about 5 minutes with some spices.
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Boiling down the sauce - note the stray
onion that got left in! |
Seriously, I think saucing has become one of my favorite things. It always makes stuff taste ten times better, and it's the last step so you are already excited about eating the meal you've been working on for so long. Best of all, it's quick. With the sauce done, all that was left to do was carve up the chicken and chow down.
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Yes, I tied the legs with a ribbon. I didn't have
any twine, don't judge me. |
And chow we did. It was a whole lot of meat for just one bird, and lord knows, after how much time I put into it, we were going to eat as much of it as we possibly could. Thankfully, it tasted great, and eating it was not a chore. I'd say a 4.5 out of 5 on the Yum scale. It was incredibly juicy, super rich tasting with the cream sauce, and filled the house with a mouthwatering smell. I would need a serious occasion to make this again, but then again, it's so good that it merits a serious occasion. I think this meal gets put up there with meringue as one of my labors of love in the kitchen. As such, there is no final pic of the plate tonight - I was semi-exhausted after the cooking and my camera was at least 3 steps away from where I was sitting.