1. Take the first spot you see. It won't get any better, and if you have the audacity to try you will end up across the street parked at the sketchy store with the windows blacked out.
2. Target becomes a war zone, bring kevlar.
3. Wear comfortable shoes. You will not try on jeans to buy for yourself and thus have no reason to make sure your bum looks good.
4. The "best ideas" under the neon lights of department store are generally the worst. See, the bf pillow.
5. You are on the store clerks turf, if you are lucky enough to find one not on break, just do as they say and hopefully you can make it through the checkout line without any visible bruises.
6. Your list secretly grows while hidden in your bag, thus you will NEVER get everything on it.
7. The best cure for holiday shopping is a stiff drink - why do you think it's called holiday cheer(s)?
hahaha boyfriend pillow, that's hilarious! and yes, more and more i do most of my christmas shopping online, to avoid all the crazy out there...
ReplyDeletetell me u didn't buy the bf pillow. and i don't know what u're talking about! i got in and got out of the mall in 3 hours with all my x-mas shopping done except for 2 ppl. just don't look at the bruises, scrapes, and bloody nose i got on the way...
ReplyDeleteI stand by the boyfriend pillow being a great gift for all ages.
ReplyDeleteDang, I should have gone group discount on the bf pillow - apparently it is this years tickle me elmo.
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